Bitcoin Candle // FLAME OF REGRET (kinda)
Meet the Kinda Smells Like the Flame of Regret Soy Candle: the smaller, sassier sibling to the larger “Totally” Flame of Regret candle—perfect for those who have slightly smaller regrets (or smaller budgets). Whether you're a Bitcoin enthusiast, a budding economist, or someone who just enjoys a good laugh about hindsight being 20/20, this candle is here to bring some light to your lamentations.
While this version skips the QR code and Thomas Jefferson, it doesn’t skimp on humor or charm. The subtle scents are a quiet but powerful reminder of the missed opportunities we’ve all had—like not buying Bitcoin when it was pennies. Ideal for cozy nights reflecting on past decisions or as a cheeky gift for friends who still refuse to believe in Bitcoin, this candle is a mood, a message, and a must-have.
Details:
Scent: Soy-based, “totally scented” with a touch of mystery and good vibes, available in Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Christmas Warmth, Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Design: 9 oz minimalist yet bold, celebrating the timeless regret of “what if”
Material: Premium 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick for a clean and long-lasting burn, compliant with ASTM safety standards and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Size: Smaller than the original but packs just as much punch
Perfect Gift For:
Friends or family who "kinda" listened to your Bitcoin advice but didn’t act
Anyone who loves a funny, thought-provoking candle
Stocking stuffers, holiday table settings, office gifts, or low-key Bitcoin fans
9oz
Diameter, in 2.80
Height, in3.50
Meet the Kinda Smells Like the Flame of Regret Soy Candle: the smaller, sassier sibling to the larger “Totally” Flame of Regret candle—perfect for those who have slightly smaller regrets (or smaller budgets). Whether you're a Bitcoin enthusiast, a budding economist, or someone who just enjoys a good laugh about hindsight being 20/20, this candle is here to bring some light to your lamentations.
While this version skips the QR code and Thomas Jefferson, it doesn’t skimp on humor or charm. The subtle scents are a quiet but powerful reminder of the missed opportunities we’ve all had—like not buying Bitcoin when it was pennies. Ideal for cozy nights reflecting on past decisions or as a cheeky gift for friends who still refuse to believe in Bitcoin, this candle is a mood, a message, and a must-have.
Details:
Scent: Soy-based, “totally scented” with a touch of mystery and good vibes, available in Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Christmas Warmth, Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Design: 9 oz minimalist yet bold, celebrating the timeless regret of “what if”
Material: Premium 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick for a clean and long-lasting burn, compliant with ASTM safety standards and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Size: Smaller than the original but packs just as much punch
Perfect Gift For:
Friends or family who "kinda" listened to your Bitcoin advice but didn’t act
Anyone who loves a funny, thought-provoking candle
Stocking stuffers, holiday table settings, office gifts, or low-key Bitcoin fans
9oz
Diameter, in 2.80
Height, in3.50
Meet the Kinda Smells Like the Flame of Regret Soy Candle: the smaller, sassier sibling to the larger “Totally” Flame of Regret candle—perfect for those who have slightly smaller regrets (or smaller budgets). Whether you're a Bitcoin enthusiast, a budding economist, or someone who just enjoys a good laugh about hindsight being 20/20, this candle is here to bring some light to your lamentations.
While this version skips the QR code and Thomas Jefferson, it doesn’t skimp on humor or charm. The subtle scents are a quiet but powerful reminder of the missed opportunities we’ve all had—like not buying Bitcoin when it was pennies. Ideal for cozy nights reflecting on past decisions or as a cheeky gift for friends who still refuse to believe in Bitcoin, this candle is a mood, a message, and a must-have.
Details:
Scent: Soy-based, “totally scented” with a touch of mystery and good vibes, available in Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Christmas Warmth, Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Design: 9 oz minimalist yet bold, celebrating the timeless regret of “what if”
Material: Premium 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick for a clean and long-lasting burn, compliant with ASTM safety standards and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Size: Smaller than the original but packs just as much punch
Perfect Gift For:
Friends or family who "kinda" listened to your Bitcoin advice but didn’t act
Anyone who loves a funny, thought-provoking candle
Stocking stuffers, holiday table settings, office gifts, or low-key Bitcoin fans
9oz
Diameter, in 2.80
Height, in3.50
