Bitcoin Candle // FLAME OF REGRET (totally)
Say hello to the Flame of Regret (Totally) Soy Candle—the perfect mix of wit, wisdom, and “I told you so.” This larger-than-life candle is tailor-made for those who might have spent years preaching the gospel of Bitcoin to friends and family at every holiday gathering—only to be met with laughter. Now that Bitcoin has hit all-time highs, it’s your moment to shine brighter than this candle’s flame.
This iconic design features a QR code, held by none other than Thomas Jefferson, that links directly to the U.S. national debt counter—a sobering touch for any holiday table. Paired with Jefferson’s timeless quote about the dangers of unchecked banking and fiscal irresponsibility, this candle is as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.
Its “totally scented” soy wax offers a clean burn that sets the tone for cozy evenings, bitcoin debates, or just smirking smugly at your now-converted audience of former skeptics. Whether you’re gifting it to yourself, to your favorite heckler, or to the cousin who finally bought their first Satoshi, this candle is the ultimate mic drop.
Details:
Scents: The White Tea & Fig, The Lavender & Sage, The Ocean Mist & Moss are “totally scented” with the finest fragrance oils (a perfect balance of mystery and elegance)
Design: Larger 11 oz. candle = larger regrets (includes a QR code linking to the national debt counter)
Inspiration: Thomas Jefferson’s quote on fiscal responsibility and the timeless wisdom of “hodl”
Material: Premium 100% food grade soy wax for a clean phthalate and lead-free, long-lasting 65h burn, assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, two cotton-cored wicks
Size: Generously sized to outshine the “I told you so” energy in any room
Perfect Gift For:
Friends and family who laughed at you every year at the holiday table
Bitcoin evangelists with a sense of humor
Anyone ready to toast Bitcoin’s all-time highs
Minted Lavender & Sage has hints of sea salt and green apple paired with lavender, white sage and mint. The scent also has notes of sea moss, warm sand and driftwood.
White Tea & Fig has hints of juicy citrus that are paired with the green floral notes of fresh and peaceful white and green tea. The scent is finished off with the sophisticated essence of sweet fig.
Ocean Mist & Moss smells like a vacation! The scent of turquoise crashing waves and soft grains of sand create peace and calm. With notes of golden lilies and tea-like coral, and a cloud-like musk, and a soft mossy finish.
One size
Height, in 4.25
Diameter, in3.25
Say hello to the Flame of Regret (Totally) Soy Candle—the perfect mix of wit, wisdom, and “I told you so.” This larger-than-life candle is tailor-made for those who might have spent years preaching the gospel of Bitcoin to friends and family at every holiday gathering—only to be met with laughter. Now that Bitcoin has hit all-time highs, it’s your moment to shine brighter than this candle’s flame.
This iconic design features a QR code, held by none other than Thomas Jefferson, that links directly to the U.S. national debt counter—a sobering touch for any holiday table. Paired with Jefferson’s timeless quote about the dangers of unchecked banking and fiscal irresponsibility, this candle is as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.
Its “totally scented” soy wax offers a clean burn that sets the tone for cozy evenings, bitcoin debates, or just smirking smugly at your now-converted audience of former skeptics. Whether you’re gifting it to yourself, to your favorite heckler, or to the cousin who finally bought their first Satoshi, this candle is the ultimate mic drop.
Details:
Scents: The White Tea & Fig, The Lavender & Sage, The Ocean Mist & Moss are “totally scented” with the finest fragrance oils (a perfect balance of mystery and elegance)
Design: Larger 11 oz. candle = larger regrets (includes a QR code linking to the national debt counter)
Inspiration: Thomas Jefferson’s quote on fiscal responsibility and the timeless wisdom of “hodl”
Material: Premium 100% food grade soy wax for a clean phthalate and lead-free, long-lasting 65h burn, assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, two cotton-cored wicks
Size: Generously sized to outshine the “I told you so” energy in any room
Perfect Gift For:
Friends and family who laughed at you every year at the holiday table
Bitcoin evangelists with a sense of humor
Anyone ready to toast Bitcoin’s all-time highs
Minted Lavender & Sage has hints of sea salt and green apple paired with lavender, white sage and mint. The scent also has notes of sea moss, warm sand and driftwood.
White Tea & Fig has hints of juicy citrus that are paired with the green floral notes of fresh and peaceful white and green tea. The scent is finished off with the sophisticated essence of sweet fig.
Ocean Mist & Moss smells like a vacation! The scent of turquoise crashing waves and soft grains of sand create peace and calm. With notes of golden lilies and tea-like coral, and a cloud-like musk, and a soft mossy finish.
One size
Height, in 4.25
Diameter, in3.25
Say hello to the Flame of Regret (Totally) Soy Candle—the perfect mix of wit, wisdom, and “I told you so.” This larger-than-life candle is tailor-made for those who might have spent years preaching the gospel of Bitcoin to friends and family at every holiday gathering—only to be met with laughter. Now that Bitcoin has hit all-time highs, it’s your moment to shine brighter than this candle’s flame.
This iconic design features a QR code, held by none other than Thomas Jefferson, that links directly to the U.S. national debt counter—a sobering touch for any holiday table. Paired with Jefferson’s timeless quote about the dangers of unchecked banking and fiscal irresponsibility, this candle is as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.
Its “totally scented” soy wax offers a clean burn that sets the tone for cozy evenings, bitcoin debates, or just smirking smugly at your now-converted audience of former skeptics. Whether you’re gifting it to yourself, to your favorite heckler, or to the cousin who finally bought their first Satoshi, this candle is the ultimate mic drop.
Details:
Scents: The White Tea & Fig, The Lavender & Sage, The Ocean Mist & Moss are “totally scented” with the finest fragrance oils (a perfect balance of mystery and elegance)
Design: Larger 11 oz. candle = larger regrets (includes a QR code linking to the national debt counter)
Inspiration: Thomas Jefferson’s quote on fiscal responsibility and the timeless wisdom of “hodl”
Material: Premium 100% food grade soy wax for a clean phthalate and lead-free, long-lasting 65h burn, assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, two cotton-cored wicks
Size: Generously sized to outshine the “I told you so” energy in any room
Perfect Gift For:
Friends and family who laughed at you every year at the holiday table
Bitcoin evangelists with a sense of humor
Anyone ready to toast Bitcoin’s all-time highs
Minted Lavender & Sage has hints of sea salt and green apple paired with lavender, white sage and mint. The scent also has notes of sea moss, warm sand and driftwood.
White Tea & Fig has hints of juicy citrus that are paired with the green floral notes of fresh and peaceful white and green tea. The scent is finished off with the sophisticated essence of sweet fig.
Ocean Mist & Moss smells like a vacation! The scent of turquoise crashing waves and soft grains of sand create peace and calm. With notes of golden lilies and tea-like coral, and a cloud-like musk, and a soft mossy finish.
One size
Height, in 4.25
Diameter, in3.25
