SUPER B // Champion Dad Hat
For the Bitcoin-only crowd who know that shitcoins are just fiat in disguise, the Super B Champion Dad Hat is here to crown your commitment to sound money. Featuring the iconic "Super B" emblem stitched front and center, this hat is the ultimate accessory for anyone who spends more time stacking sats than explaining altcoin rug pulls.
Crafted by Champion, this hat delivers style, comfort, and durability – perfect for keeping a cool head during market volatility or shielding your eyes from the blinding absurdity of "Web3 innovations."
Features & Benefits
Bitcoin Maximalist Design: The bold "Super B" logo says it all – you’re not here for buzzwords or blockchain hype.
Champion Craftsmanship: Built to last, because Bitcoiners understand the value of resilience.
Adjustable Fit: Buckle strap closure ensures one size fits all Bitcoiners, whether you’re on a node-maintenance run or at a meetup explaining Lightning to noobs.
Everyday Versatility: Perfect for casual outings, gym sessions, or staring down the next person who suggests "diversifying" into altcoins.
Specifications
Material: 100% cotton twill for lightweight, breathable comfort.
Size: One size fits most, with an adjustable buckle strap for a secure fit.
Care Instructions: Spot clean recommended – because you’re busy HODLing, not doing laundry.
Why It’s Perfect for Bitcoiners:
The Super B Champion Dad Hat isn’t just a hat – it’s a subtle flex for the Bitcoin-only lifestyle. Whether you’re staking your claim on the hardest money or just avoiding eye contact with the latest ICO pusher, this hat has your back (or rather, your head). Pair it with the Super B Champion Hoodie by SVRN_T for the ultimate Bitcoin maxi uniform.
Top off your maximalist mindset with a hat that keeps the nonsense out and the Bitcoin pride in. Super B Champion Dad Hat – because you’re here for the almost 21 million, not tokenomics.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For the Bitcoin-only crowd who know that shitcoins are just fiat in disguise, the Super B Champion Dad Hat is here to crown your commitment to sound money. Featuring the iconic "Super B" emblem stitched front and center, this hat is the ultimate accessory for anyone who spends more time stacking sats than explaining altcoin rug pulls.
Crafted by Champion, this hat delivers style, comfort, and durability – perfect for keeping a cool head during market volatility or shielding your eyes from the blinding absurdity of "Web3 innovations."
Features & Benefits
Bitcoin Maximalist Design: The bold "Super B" logo says it all – you’re not here for buzzwords or blockchain hype.
Champion Craftsmanship: Built to last, because Bitcoiners understand the value of resilience.
Adjustable Fit: Buckle strap closure ensures one size fits all Bitcoiners, whether you’re on a node-maintenance run or at a meetup explaining Lightning to noobs.
Everyday Versatility: Perfect for casual outings, gym sessions, or staring down the next person who suggests "diversifying" into altcoins.
Specifications
Material: 100% cotton twill for lightweight, breathable comfort.
Size: One size fits most, with an adjustable buckle strap for a secure fit.
Care Instructions: Spot clean recommended – because you’re busy HODLing, not doing laundry.
Why It’s Perfect for Bitcoiners:
The Super B Champion Dad Hat isn’t just a hat – it’s a subtle flex for the Bitcoin-only lifestyle. Whether you’re staking your claim on the hardest money or just avoiding eye contact with the latest ICO pusher, this hat has your back (or rather, your head). Pair it with the Super B Champion Hoodie by SVRN_T for the ultimate Bitcoin maxi uniform.
Top off your maximalist mindset with a hat that keeps the nonsense out and the Bitcoin pride in. Super B Champion Dad Hat – because you’re here for the almost 21 million, not tokenomics.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For the Bitcoin-only crowd who know that shitcoins are just fiat in disguise, the Super B Champion Dad Hat is here to crown your commitment to sound money. Featuring the iconic "Super B" emblem stitched front and center, this hat is the ultimate accessory for anyone who spends more time stacking sats than explaining altcoin rug pulls.
Crafted by Champion, this hat delivers style, comfort, and durability – perfect for keeping a cool head during market volatility or shielding your eyes from the blinding absurdity of "Web3 innovations."
Features & Benefits
Bitcoin Maximalist Design: The bold "Super B" logo says it all – you’re not here for buzzwords or blockchain hype.
Champion Craftsmanship: Built to last, because Bitcoiners understand the value of resilience.
Adjustable Fit: Buckle strap closure ensures one size fits all Bitcoiners, whether you’re on a node-maintenance run or at a meetup explaining Lightning to noobs.
Everyday Versatility: Perfect for casual outings, gym sessions, or staring down the next person who suggests "diversifying" into altcoins.
Specifications
Material: 100% cotton twill for lightweight, breathable comfort.
Size: One size fits most, with an adjustable buckle strap for a secure fit.
Care Instructions: Spot clean recommended – because you’re busy HODLing, not doing laundry.
Why It’s Perfect for Bitcoiners:
The Super B Champion Dad Hat isn’t just a hat – it’s a subtle flex for the Bitcoin-only lifestyle. Whether you’re staking your claim on the hardest money or just avoiding eye contact with the latest ICO pusher, this hat has your back (or rather, your head). Pair it with the Super B Champion Hoodie by SVRN_T for the ultimate Bitcoin maxi uniform.
Top off your maximalist mindset with a hat that keeps the nonsense out and the Bitcoin pride in. Super B Champion Dad Hat – because you’re here for the almost 21 million, not tokenomics.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
