Satoshi's Sardines / Bitcoin T-Shirt
Reel in the sovereignty with a popular trend for 2025 - Sardines (yup)
This premium tee features our exclusive Satoshi’s Sardines can design on the front—vintage-style and dripping with orange pleb power. On the back, a stoic fisherman (rumored to be Satoshi himself) casts his line, sardine can bait in tow, as his loyal orange-pilled pup keeps watch. A ripple in the water forms a subtle ₿—because you already know what he’s fishing for.
Since 2009. Always fresh. Never fiat.
Product features
- Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Designed with durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Made from a comfortable, medium-weight 100% ring-spun US cotton fabric.
- Garment-dyed for a soft, unique texture and appearance.
- Pre-shrunk fabric ensures consistent sizing after washing.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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