Branded / Dad Hat

Low time preference, high taste.

This isn’t just any dad hat—it’s the ultimate orange-pilled headwear flex. Gold embroidery on a minimalist silhouette says, “Yeah, I know what money is,” without yelling it from the rooftops. Clean lines, adjustable strap, and just enough designer energy to get a nod from another Bitcoiner across the room (IYKYK).

Whether you’re orange-pilling your barber or dodging fiat vibes on a sunny day, this hat’s got your back—and your head.

Stay sovereign. Stay stylish.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Orange Habit and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Michigan, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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