




Satoshi Smiles / Unisex Bitcoin Shorts by SVRN_T
Smile like you know the truth.
These Satoshi Smiles short shorts by SVRN_T were made for sovereign souls who run, swim, lounge—or meme—with purpose. Whether you’re stacking sats or soaking up sun, these are built to move with you. Soft, quick-drying, and cheeky in all the right ways, they feature the signature smiley face with Bitcoin “B's” for eyes.
Features:
91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
Lightweight, breathable, and quick-drying
Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber
UPF50+ protection for sunny days
Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
Mesh side pockets
2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam
Athletic unisex cut
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron the design.
• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 91% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
These Satoshi Smiles short shorts by SVRN_T were made for sovereign souls who run, swim, lounge—or meme—with purpose. Whether you’re stacking sats or soaking up sun, these are built to move with you. Soft, quick-drying, and cheeky in all the right ways, they feature the signature smiley face with Bitcoin “B's” for eyes.
Features:
91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
Lightweight, breathable, and quick-drying
Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber
UPF50+ protection for sunny days
Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
Mesh side pockets
2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam
Athletic unisex cut
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron the design.
• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 91% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
Size guide
WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
XS | 76 | 94 |
S | 80 | 98 |
M | 84 | 102 |
L | 92 | 110 |
XL | 100 | 118 |
2XL | 108 | 126 |
3XL | 116 | 134 |
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Satoshi Smiles / Unisex Bitcoin Shorts by SVRN_T
Precio de oferta$45.00 USD